sapphire-rain

Ask me anything   hi there. my name is melissa. live life with laughter and love. wish and believe.

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via the-m00n-and-m0re)

— 17 hours ago with 289007 notes

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via adorability)

— 17 hours ago with 109900 notes

thisisbluelanguage:

veggielezzyfemmie:

The regular girl couldn’t make it, so I’m here.

miss claudette has a special place in my heart. 

miss claudette over everything 

(Source: quatres, via comeoncloser)

— 17 hours ago with 186953 notes

thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

(Source: thesassycat, via lonelyturd)

— 17 hours ago with 115897 notes

sixpenceee:

asylum-art:

Limzy Wei: Flowergirls

artist on tumblr

Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.

How are people so creative and artsy, and how can I be them

(via nacho-enthusiast)

— 3 days ago with 75622 notes
talking about blowjobs with my friends
friend number 1:did you drink it or spit it
friend number 2:spit it
me:you drink it you drink it you drink it
— 3 days ago with 20 notes