sapphire-rain

Ask me anything   hi there. my name is melissa. live life with laughter and love. wish and believe.

fuck-yeah-feminist:

In which Jimmy Fallon nails it. 

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— 4 days ago with 386261 notes

hightimeslowtides:

emilygt:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

where can I uninstall my period

i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years

omg

image

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— 4 days ago with 406380 notes

sasstronauuut:

mysharona1987:

A batch of wonderful book dedications.

'just skip the sex scenes, please'

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— 6 days ago with 28889 notes
Me:i'm over my crush
Crush:hey
Me:nvm
— 6 days ago with 252631 notes

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin, via cumberbitchfit)

— 1 week ago with 517260 notes

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

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— 1 week ago with 52841 notes